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Honey, I try never to ask you this after you exit the bathroom, but what was that horrible sound I heard a few minutes ago?
親愛的，你從衛生間出來后我努力不問你問題，但是幾分鐘前那怪聲是怎么回事？
Charlie just threw some things in the toilet, clogged up the pipes.
查莉往馬桶里扔了點東西，然后下水道就堵了。
So I just gotta dig a little hole in the backyard, clean out the main line. Don't worry. Everything is gonna be fine.
于是我準備在后院挖一個小洞，疏通主管道。別慌。沒事的。
Should I call a plumber?
是不是應該叫個水管工啊？
Absolutely not. I have got this all under control.
不應該。一切皆在我的掌控中。
Where's Charlie?
查莉呢？
I'll be right back.
我去去就回。
As long as he looks scared, I've done my job.
我的主要工作就是嚇唬他。
Boys, would you turn down that tv in your room?
孩子們，能把你們屋里的電視關小點聲嗎？
Tv in your room? Oh, mama don't think so.
你們屋里的電視？噢，大事不妙了。
What is this? -A free tv. Ha ha!
這是啥？-一臺免費電視。哈哈！
Isn't it awesome? It was just sitting on someone's lawn.
是不是酷斃了就放在某人家的草坪上。
Yeah, there was a sign that said "please take," so we took.
沒錯，上面還寫著“請笑納”，于是我們就笑納了。
It's a little big for the room, don't you think? Yeah, it was at first, but then Gabe came up with the brilliant idea of bunk desks.
你們不覺著對于這房間來說有點大嗎？是啊，一開始我們也有這顧慮，但隨后蓋比靈機一動，把桌子摞起來。
Bunk desks. Right right. Where's your dresser? -Under P.J.'s bed.
摞起來。好吧，好吧。那你們的衣柜呢？-PJ床底下。
Yeah, at first I was concerned that getting a fresh pair of underpants every day was gonna be a little tricky.
沒錯，但一開始我也擔心每天去床底下拿內褲是不是有點費勁。
But then I came up with a solution...the underpants pillow. -Bam! -Buh-bam!
但是我又靈機一動看看我們的內褲枕頭。-天才吧！-太天才了！
Every time I come in here I regret it.
每次我來這里我都追悔莫及。
