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Oh, please! You know, I'll tell you how he did it. Implacable, relentless badgering.
少來！我來告訴他是怎么做到的。綿延不絕、 永無休止地糾纏。
In urology terms, he was a drug-resistant staph infection. And she was a urethra that could not shake him.
用泌尿學術語來說，他就像是耐藥性葡萄球菌，而她是擺脫不了葡萄球菌感染的尿道。
I don't know that I'd call myself an infection.
我可不會稱自己是一種感染。
A gallant man would defend his fiancee for being called a urethra.
英勇的男人會先為被稱為"尿道"的未婚妻辯護。
Can we please change the subject?
我們能換個話題嗎？
Hi!
嗨！
Well, that didn't go your way.
貌似天不遂人愿啊。
Dr. Lorvis, what are you doing here?
樂維斯醫生，你在這里做什么？
Uh, well, actually I came to see you.
其實我是來找你的。
Really? Why?
是嗎？為什么？
Ah, that's a good question. Apparently someone was being awfully flirty while not wearing their engagement ring,
這問題問在點子上了。貌似“某人”沒有戴訂婚戒而且整天跟人眉來眼去，
causing another someone to show up here thinking the first someone might be available.
所以招惹了“那人”來到這里。因為他以為某人還單身。
Oh, God. Don't make it so hard on her. Look, the first someone is the deceitful you. The second someone is the delightful Dr. Lorvis.
別說得這么復雜。“某人”指的是不忠的你。“那人”指的是可愛的樂維斯醫生。
Oh, this is very embarrassing. Dr. Lorvis, I am so sorry. I did not mean to lead you on.
這太尷尬了。樂維斯醫生，真的很抱歉。我不是故意讓你誤會的。
You touched my arm for two Mississippis.
你把手放在我的胳膊上有兩大秒呢。
That's why you were mumbling "Mississippi."
怪不得你嘴里叨念著幾大秒呢。
Can we talk in private? - Please, yes.
我們能借一步說話嗎？-好的，走吧。
I'll be right back.
我馬上就回來。
So what other celebrity genitalia have you handled?
你還經手過哪些名人的生殖器？
