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Monica: There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
沒什么可說的。只不過是我的同事而已。
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少來了，你和那個人出去約會，他一定是有什么問題！
Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump behind a hairpiece?
好啦，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背嗎？假發后面的腫塊？
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl oh!
慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。喔！
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
好吧，大家淡定。淡定。這甚至都不算是約會，我們只不過是出去吃晚餐，也不做愛。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
聽起來好像是說我的約會。
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
好啦，回到中學那個時候，我站在自助餐廳中央，突然發現自己全身赤裸。
All: Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.
哦，耶，做過那樣的夢。
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.
然后我低頭一看，發現有一支電話在那兒。
Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!
而不是？ 沒錯！
Joey: Never had that dream.Good night!
從沒做過那樣的夢。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
突然，那個電話響起來了。
Chandler: Now I don't know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.
然后我不知道該怎么辦，大家都開始看著我。
Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
之前他們就沒看著你？
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.
最后，我覺得應該接這個電話。
Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
結果是我媽媽（打來的）。這十分十分的奇怪，因為她從來不給我打電話。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself.
這家伙說句"你好"，我都想自殺。
Monica: You okay? sweetie!
親愛的你還好吧？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.
我就感覺好像有人將手伸進我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸，從我的嘴里拉出來再纏在我的脖子上。
Chandler: Cookie?
要餅干嗎？
Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.
卡籮今天搬走了她的東西。
Monica: Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.
我給你弄杯咖啡。 謝謝
Ross: No, Oh! No don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky.
不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的氣息！離我的氣息遠點，好嗎？好吧！繼續抑郁吧！
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be happy.
我會沒事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她會幸福。
Monica: No, you don't.
不，你并不希望。
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
不，我不會的，讓她見鬼去吧，是她拋棄了我！
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
你從來都不知道她是女同性戀？
Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
不知道！行了吧？為什么每個人總是揪著這點不放？
Ross: She didn't know. How should I know?
她都不知道，我又怎么會知道？
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
有時候我希望我是女同性戀。我大聲說出來啦？
Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.
我昨晚告訴爸爸媽媽了，他們似乎很好地接受了。
Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
噢，真的嗎？那我凌晨三點接到一個歇斯底里的女人打來的電話，她在電話中抽泣說"我不會有孫子了，我不會有孫子了 " 那是怎么回事？打錯電話啦？
Ross: Sorry.
對不起。
Joey: Alright Ross, Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.
沒事的，羅斯。聽著，你現在感到很痛苦，你很生氣，你感到很受傷。
Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!
我能告訴你答案是什么嗎？脫衣舞俱樂部！
Joey: C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones.
拜托，你單身了，找點樂子吧！
Ross:Single, I don't want to be single, okay?
可我不想單身，好不好？
Ross: I just...I justI just want to be married again.
我只是我只是，我只是想再婚。
