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Max, I'm finished.
麥克斯，我做完了
The floor is so clean you could eat off it, and I'm sure he will.
這地板干凈到都能在上面吃飯了，那胖子肯定會這么做的
Come on in, I want you to see it.
快進來，我想讓你見證一下
No, no, no, no, no, no. Go down, go down, stop.
別，別，別，別。下去，下去，快停下來
Never mind! Don't need you to see it. Everything's okay.
算啦，不需要你來見證了，一切順利
How's it going out there?
外面打掃得怎么樣了
Either your water just broke, or you pee like a smurf.
你是羊水破了，還是能尿出藍精靈尿啊
My shoes.
我的鞋
No, you did not flush a whole roll of paper towels.
不是吧，你一次沖了整卷廁紙啊
No, you did not just use that tone with me when my good shoes are wet.
不是吧，這種時候你還這語氣指責我，我的好鞋都被弄濕了
Shut off the valve.
關掉水閥
The valve?
什么水閥
Oh, God, what is wrong with you?
天啊，你是怎么搞的
How can you not know where a toilet valve is?
怎么會連馬桶水閥在哪里都不知道啊
I was rich.
我是個富家女好嗎
But you have to admit, the mirror? Nailed it.
但你得承認，那鏡子，一塵不染喲
Wake up, you lazy bitch!
起來，你個懶貨
What? Fire!
什么？火
I'm fired? Why, because of the toilet?
工作付之一炬了嗎，就因為個馬桶啊
Look at the oven, the cupcakes.
你看看烤箱，我們的小蛋糕
I'm sorry. I fell asleep. I was just going to lay down for five minutes.
抱歉，我睡著了。我剛只是想躺個五分鐘
I asked you to do one thing while I went out to get more milk.
我出門買牛奶前，就拜托你做這么一件事
Take the cupcakes out of the oven.
把小蛋糕從烤箱里拿出來
"Happy Birthday, kids. From Max's homemade cupcakes.
"生日快樂，孩子，這是麥克斯自制小蛋糕
You can learn more about us and our blackened cupcakes on our expensive website."
如想更了解我們，及我們的招牌碳烤蛋糕，請點擊我們的高價網站"
I'm sorry, Max. I just really needed a little siesta after all that cleaning.
對不起，麥克斯。打掃了那么久，我真得睡一下
How are you so good at Spanish and so bad at cleaning?
為什么你的西語這么好，打掃卻這么爛啊
What is that smell? I grabbed my purse and ran.
這是什么味道？我都抓起錢包要避難了
Caroline burned cupcakes.
卡洛琳把蛋糕烤糊了
Oh, so sad. Look at all those burnt cakes.
真可憐。看看這些烤糊的蛋糕
What happened here?
發生什么事了
Just a little mishap.
發生了點小意外
I was so tired from cleaning that bathroom earlier,
今天打掃廁所太累了
that I laid my head down for five minutes and ended up falling asleep.
我就跑去躺個五分鐘，沒想到就睡過頭了
Such a shame. Oh, look Max.
好可惜喲。瞧，麥克斯
These cupcakes, they're hard as rocks.
這些蛋糕，就跟"石頭"一樣硬
All you have to do is throw the rock away, and whee!
你只需扔掉石頭，就可以...
