評論
打印
Do you know where we are?
你知道我們是在哪兒嗎
This whole building is models.
這整棟樓住的全是模特
Life is so funny.
真是無巧不成書啊
When I lived in Manhattan, I used to come to model parties here all the time.
想當年我還住曼哈頓時，天天來這里參加模特的派對
And now you clean up their poop. You're right. Life is funny.
然而現在你卻得清理他們的大便。還真是無巧不成書啊
Here's the apartment upstairs tomorrow.
明天要打掃的是樓上的公寓
10j. Here it is. How do I look?
10J。就是這兒。我看起來如何
Maybe he's the Abercrombie model from the Christmas ad Abercrombie And Fitch
沒準他是AF圣誕節廣告里的模特
in the white sleigh with the open fleece jacket and the eight-pack.
踩著白色的雪橇，穿著敞懷的絨絨外套，露出八塊腹肌
I don't think it's him.
貌似非你所想
Hi, I'm Big Bill. Come on in, girlies.
你好，我是胖子比爾。進來吧，姑娘們
How many packs did you say?
你剛說幾塊腹肌來著
Oh, what a lovely... oh!
你家真不錯，哇
Oh, my God. Look, Max, he's a figure skater.
天啊。瞧，麥克斯，他是花樣滑冰運動員
Go ahead, take it all in.
慢慢欣賞，在腦中慢慢品味吧
How could you not?
誰會"不想欣賞"啊
It's okay, I'm a model. I'm used to it.
沒關系，我是個模特，早就習慣了
Hey, I know you. You're the Big Bill.
我認得你了，你是那個胖子比爾
You're the guy from the gag greeting cards.
惡作劇賀卡上的那個人
Yep. I sold 2 million of that particular card.
沒錯，那張卡我一年能買二百萬張呢
On the front it says, "You're on,"
卡面正面寫著"你的生活如履..."
when you open it up... "thin ice"! Right.
打開卡片就會看見"薄冰"。沒錯
Oh, I've got to go in my bedroom and change. I'll be right back.
我得回臥室換衣服離開了，馬上就好
Wow, Big Bill!
哇，胖子比爾
No, big bye-bye. We're not staying here.
哇，風緊扯呼。此地不宜久留
If that's what's on the wall, who knows what's on the floor.
墻上都敢掛出這種畫，誰知道他地板上能有什么
Or trapped underneath it.
或是地板下關著什么
This is an uncomfortable work environment.
這工作環境真讓人不舒服
You were going to be on all fours scrubbing a toilet.
你本來就得趴在地上刷馬桶了
It was always going to be an uncomfortable work environment.
到死都不會是個舒服的工作環境呀
Okay, if we're staying, that's three times the amount of man.
好吧，如果真不走，你得想想這胖子是普通人的三倍大
We should get double the money.
我們應該得到兩倍的錢
I'm calling Sophie right now and telling her we should get more.
我現在就打電話給蘇菲，告訴她我們要漲錢
Um, I would not suggest you complain to Sophie. It's not a good idea.
我不建議你跟蘇菲抱怨，這可不是個好主意
Why? Do you know something I don't?
為什么，有什么隱情嗎
She thinks you don't know how to clean, that you spritz, spritz.
她覺得你不會打掃，你只會噴來噴去
And what does she say about your cleaning skills?
那她怎么評價你的打掃能力
I'm a bull and I roar.
力大如牛，效率奇高
I knew she didn't like me. She only has eye for you.
我就知道她不喜歡我，眼里只看得到你的好
Who cares what she thinks. Just clean better today.
誰管她怎么想，今天好好打掃就行了
You do the living room. I'll do the bathroom.
客廳歸你，廁所歸我
No, I'll do the bathroom, just to prove a point. I mean, reprove it.
不，廁所歸我，我要證明給她看，再一次證明
This is just like when they made me take the S.A.T.S again, away from all the Asian kids.
感覺就像當年他們讓我重考高考一樣，得證明自己不是靠隔壁的亞洲人
Oh! Oh, my God!
我的神呀
Why are you freaking out? You've already seen him naked.
你叫個屁啊。他的裸體你不是早見過了嗎
It's not him. Have you seen the size of this toilet?
不是他啦。你見過這么大的馬桶嗎
That is a big-ass toilet. Literally.
這個坑真他媽大呀。真正的大坑啊
