評論
打印
Who is it?
誰呀
You're the rock! I'm the balloon!
你才是石頭，我是氣球
Without me lifting you out of your negative rockness,
要不是我拯救你這塊消極的臭石頭
you wouldn't even have a cupcake business.
你哪來的小蛋糕生意啊
I'm the reason we even have cupcake jobs.
咱們能有今天，全是我的功勞
Oh, oh, you're the reason?
都你的功勞是嗎
Who stayed up all last night baking 24 more cupcakes while you were sleeping?
那誰在你昨晚呼呼大睡時(shí)，徹夜不眠重烤了二十四個(gè)蛋糕呢
You did. And who delivered the cupcakes this morning while you were sleeping?
是你，又是誰今早在你倒頭大睡時(shí)去送這二十四個(gè)蛋糕呢
I did. Me. The balloon.
是我，我這個(gè)氣球
I floated over there and got paid for the job that I got us from the website that I'm trying to pay for.
我飄去收了靠我努力賺錢付的網(wǎng)站給我們找來的工作工資
And now, I'm going to float down this hall
現(xiàn)在，我要飄過走廊
and wake the hot model up 'cause, contrary to what you and your poverty gal-pal might think,
去叫醒那位帥哥，因?yàn)楦愫湍隳俏桓F人朋友想的相反
I always do the job I'm hired for.
我總是能做好我的本職工作
Oh, no! I am going to wake him up.
不，我要去叫醒他
Free model penis is my reward for doing everything and being tied to a rock like you.
免費(fèi)"賞鳥"是我干所有的活和被你這樣的石頭拖累的獎勵
Oh, see? I can't get away, because you're the rock and you're heavier than my balloon.
看見沒，我甩不開你，因?yàn)槟悴攀鞘^，你拖累了我這個(gè)氣球
Hey, stop! This is cleaning job, not gorgeous ladies of wrestling.
住手。我是叫你們來打掃，不是玩什么美女摔跤
Good thing I stopped by to check on you.
幸好我路過來看下你們
What is all this? You explain it. I'm going to go wake the hot model up.
這是怎么回事。你來解釋。我要去把帥哥叫醒
He left a note. Just doing my job. As usual.
他留了張紙條，我只是盡本分而已。一如往常的盡本分
So, you think I'm holding Max back?
你覺得我拖了麥克斯的后腿嗎
What kind of question is this? Yes.
這是哪門子問題啊。沒錯(cuò)
Well, you're wrong. We're a great team.
你錯(cuò)了，我們是黃金搭檔
And, yes, there are some things she's better at.
沒錯(cuò)，是有些事情她比我擅長
But there are other areas where I excel.
但我也有做得比她更好的地方
Well, I don't see them.
反正我是沒看見
That's probably because of your eye.
鼠目寸光的人有盲點(diǎn)也正常
Did you wake him up?
你把他叫醒了嗎
Uh, no. I think he might be dead.
沒有，他貌似是死了
Oh, no, not the hot one! Aw, he's my favorite.
天啊，別是帥的這個(gè)啊。他是我的最愛
This is all I need on Yelp.
我還要靠他在點(diǎn)評網(wǎng)給我好評呢
We should call 911.
我們打電話叫救護(hù)車吧
No, I got it.
不必，我有辦法
What are you going to do?
你要干什么
I'm going to give him mouth-to-mouth.
我要給他做人工呼吸
I didn't know there was so much tongue involved.
我還真不知道人工呼吸要用到舌頭的
This is not working.
不行啊
But, you know what? I know he's still alive,
不過，我知道他還活著
because his manhood is knocking on my lady door.
因?yàn)樗哪懈斨业乃煻?/div>
He must have taken too many of those pills on the table.
他肯定是吃了太多桌子上的藥片
Pills? I got this. Max, go get some hydrogen peroxide.
藥片，我有辦法了，麥克斯，去拿點(diǎn)雙氧水
Sophie, step aside, now. Oh, all right.
蘇菲，麻煩讓開，好的
You sure you know what you're doing?
你真的知道自己在干嘛嗎
My friend Candace Travelstead od'd like three times in college, and I brought her back twice.
我朋友坎迪絲大學(xué)時(shí)有過三次服藥過量，我把她救回來過"兩次"
There you go. Bring him up.
交給你了。把他弄醒
Max, you hold his head back, open his mouth. Back up.
麥克斯，你把他的頭往后拉，弄開他的嘴巴。后退
I'm starting to see your worth.
我開始看出你的價(jià)值了
