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What? You're being subway creepy.
干嘛，你就像個地鐵癡漢
I have to say, when you were punching that almost-dead guy in the stomach,
不得不說，當你用力揍那個半死模特的胃時
that was a serious balloon move.
還真像是氣球之舉
The truth is, we're both balloons.
其實我們都是氣球
Yeah, but mine is, like, way cooler than yours.
對，可我的比你的酷多了
It's like one of those silver ones that never goes out of air.
就好比那種從來不會漏氣的銀色氣球
They don't make those anymore. They're toxic.
那種氣球都不生產了，它們有毒
Exactly.
正是在下
Max, you know you won't let me come into the kitchen and help you bake, right?
麥克斯，我知道你是保護我不讓我進廚房幫忙烘培的，對吧
And you know that I know that without you,
你也懂我心里清楚，沒有你
the job fairy would never show up, right?
才不會有什么"仙女"賜給我們工作的吧
But if you ever need me to help you bake, I could.
如果有天你需要人幫忙烘焙，我樂意之至
No, it's cool. You do your thing, I'll do mine.
沒關系。你做你的，我做我的
Hey, get your phone.
把手機拿出來
We should capture this near-death victory moment as our website picture.
我們應該記錄這個"起死回生"的一刻，作為我們的網站圖片
Totally. On the count of three, think..."we made $200."
就是。數到三，然后想"我們掙了兩百塊哦"
One... two...
一，二
Hold up. Sir, if you want to go home with that hand, get it off my ass.
等等。先生，如果你不想斷手斷腳的回家，快把淫手從我屁股上挪開
Okay, three.
好了，三
