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Hey, I read that someone invented a way to convert your footsteps into electromagnetic energy so you can charge your cell phone while walking.
嘿，我看到有人發(fā)明了一種辦法，可以將走路的能量轉(zhuǎn)化成電磁能。這樣就一邊走一邊能給手機(jī)充電了。
We had that idea years ago. How come we never did anything with it?
我們幾年前就想到了這主意。怎么就沒(méi)有進(jìn)一步研究呢？
Probably because we left the diagram of it in the restaurant, and none of us wanted to walk back.
也許是因?yàn)槲覀儼褕D落在了餐廳，沒(méi)一個(gè)愿意走回去取。
I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22,2007.
我知道你不進(jìn)一步研究的真正原因。你是在2007年9月22日想到的。
Two days later, Penny moved in, and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.
兩天后 Penny搬了進(jìn)來(lái)，你的血液都跑去生殖器了，所以大腦就空了。
That's not what happened.
不是這么回事。
I remember it distinctly because I had just composed my annual poem commemorating the anniversary of Dr. Seuss's death.
我記得很清楚，是因?yàn)槲覄倢?xiě)完每年一次紀(jì)念蘇斯博士逝世周年的詩(shī)歌。（ 蘇斯博士：美國(guó)著名兒童教育繪本作家，逝世于1991年9月24日）
No one wants to hear it.
沒(méi)人想聽(tīng)。
Why, die. Why did he die? Old, told. I was told he was old.
為什么會(huì)死？為什么他會(huì)死？老了，說(shuō)了。我聽(tīng)說(shuō)他老了。
Penny is not the reason I didn't pursue that idea.
Penny不是我沒(méi)有深入研究的原因。
Oh, really? Since meeting her, what have been your greatest accomplishments?
真的？那認(rèn)識(shí)她以后，你最大的成就是什么？
Easy. Sleeping with Penny.
簡(jiǎn)單。和Penny上床。
Getting Penny to go back out with him after she dumped him.
在Penny甩了他之后，把她爭(zhēng)取了回來(lái)。
Tricking Penny into getting engaged.
騙Penny訂婚。
And a few weeks ago, he almost did a pull-up.
幾個(gè)星期前，他差點(diǎn)做成一個(gè)引體向上。
I think someone owes me an apology.
我覺(jué)得有人該道歉。
Well, don't feel bad. I think we've all been distracted since the girls entered our lives.
別自責(zé)。我覺(jué)得在姑娘們進(jìn)入我們生活后，我們都被分神了。
You admit Amy's a distraction?
你承認(rèn)Amy讓你分神了？
Oh, very much so. Listen to this. This is from two days ago. "Hi. Hope you're having a good day." Who has time for this constant sexting?
太分神了。聽(tīng)聽(tīng)這個(gè)，兩天前收到的："嗨，希望你今天愉快。"有誰(shuí)會(huì)一直這樣短信調(diào)情？
