靠 毀了
Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog.
你婆婆非要養這只狗
Turns out she's allergic.
結果發現原來她對狗過敏
And the pet store didn't have a grace period
寵物店就沒個寬限期
or a return policy or anything?
或者包退換之類的嗎
I got him from the pound.
它是從寵物收留所領回來的
Was there a twister in Kansas?
堪薩斯州刮龍卷風了吧
'Cause there's a house in my driveway.
不然怎么把房子刮到我家車道上了
Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy.
歡迎回家 鄧菲先生
Uh, always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy.
很高興見到你 鄧菲先生
Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there.
我也是 鄧菲先生 請把它放在那里
- Oh, I shall. I shall. - I miss this. Get in here.
-好的好的 -真懷念啊 來抱一個
My dad is awesome.
我爸超級棒
He's awesome. He's always up. He's always happy.
他特別好 永遠積極向上 笑口常開
I mean, he and I are best buds.
他跟我是好哥們
We're like two peas in a pod.
我們就像一個模子刻出來的
Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads.
或者是連體雙胞胎 或者雙頭蛇
- They've actually been all those things for Halloween. - Yeah.
-他們在萬圣節扮過以上所有角色 -沒錯
Oy. This must be Scout, huh?
哎喲 這一定是斯科特吧
I should warn you. He sheds.
我得警告你 他會脫毛
I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.
我一路上讓他上床和我一起睡
Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it.
我那床單就跟被倆野人滾過一樣
Pardon the language.
原諒我的粗俗用語
- How's Mom? - Speaking of big feet, eh?
-我媽好嗎 -說到那個"大腳野人"
She's on a cruise with her girlfriends,
她和她的閨蜜們乘游輪旅游去了
some of which are not totally unattractive.
大多都是恐龍 也有幾個尚有幾分姿色
重點解釋:
1.turn out 結果是
例句:It turned out that this method doesn't work well.結果是這方法不太管用。
2.sleep with 與 ... 睡覺
例句:Did Tom sleep with anyone before he was married?湯姆結婚前和誰同居過?
3.look like 看上去像
例句:He looked like a postman but he was really a fake.他看上去像個郵遞員,但實際上是假冒的。