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Oh, is Stuart trying to get a loan, or-or find investors?
哦，那Stuart有沒有試著去貸款，或者...或者找投資商？
All I know is, he's got my mother buying four-ply toilet paper. I mean, four-ply.
我只知道他讓我媽給他買了超厚衛(wèi)生紙。真的，四層加厚的。
If his butt is so delicate, why doesn't he just use an angora rabbit?
他的屁股如此嬌嫩，為什么不買只長毛兔擦屁股？
For starters, they shed and bite.
首先，它們會掉毛還會咬人。
Hey, here's a thought. Why don't we put up the rest of the money that Stuart needs?
嘿，我有個辦法。我們幾個人湊錢補上Stuart還需要的資金吧？
So, we'd be, like, owners of a comic book store?
這樣，我們就是漫畫書店的股東了？
It's kind of a dream come true.
有種夢想成真的感覺。
That does sound fun.
聽起來真不錯。
Ooh, maybe we could come up with a business plan to compete with this place.
噢，說不定我們還可以制定商業(yè)計劃，來和這家店競爭。
I'll give you a plan right now. Step one: open comic book store.
我現(xiàn)在就給你制定計劃。第一步：開一家漫畫書店。
Step two: start rumor this comic book store gives you genital warts.
第二步：開始散播謠言：這家書店會讓你得生殖器疣。
Step three: buy a big bag to put the money in.
第三步：買個大袋子裝錢。
It's not that bad.
這主意還不賴。
Hey. - Hi.
嘿。- 嗨。
Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you. I really appreciate it. -Sure.
太感謝你了，能讓我在你這練習(xí)推銷。真的很感謝。-沒事。
Um, I brought coffee. I wasn't sure what you like, so I got a regular, a cappuccino and a Chai tea.
嗯，我買了咖啡。我不知道你喜歡什么，所以我買了普通的，卡布奇諾的，還有香料茶。
Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.
你喜歡Raj，我想你可能會喜歡香料茶。
Thanks. If we could get started. I'm a little busy.
謝謝。我們可以開始了吧，我有點忙。
Oh, yeah, sure. Let me just get out my materials.
好的，當(dāng)然。我先把材料拿出來。
Leonard gave me this briefcase. He used to carry it around in high school.
這公文包是Leonard送給我的，他以前在高中背的。
You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.
你還能看到包上的凹痕，人家拿這包砸他留下的。
Okay, I would like to talk to you about our new birth control pill, Femevra.
好吧，我給你介紹我們的新避孕藥，氟美弗拉。
Great.
不錯。
So, Femevra's triphasic design provides balanced hormonal exposure.
那么，氟美弗拉的三相設(shè)計能平衡你的荷爾蒙分泌。
All right.
好的。
It has also been shown to cause significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives.
同樣也被證明，相比其他口服避孕藥，它的副作用更少。
Although it can cause acne, which, if you ask me, kind of increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive.
雖然會讓你長痘痘。我認為，這也是一種有效的避孕方式。
