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Have you guys heard about this research team that's trying to transgenically manipulate chicken DNA to create some sort of chicken dinosaur?
你們有沒有聽說，有個研究小組試圖對雞的DNA進(jìn)行轉(zhuǎn)基因處理，創(chuàng)造出一種雞恐龍之類的東西？
Oh, I think that sounds wonderful.
哦，我覺得這很棒。
What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens.
什么？你既怕恐龍又怕雞啊。
Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
對啊，但別告訴我一個恐龍雞沙拉三明治沒有中生代的感覺。
Hey, guys.
嘿，各位。
Hey. Hello.
你好呀。
We still on for tomorrow night?
明晚安排沒變吧？
Yeah. I'm excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
當(dāng)然。終于能見到你女朋友了，我很興奮。
Yeah, oh, and speaking of which.
是呀。說到這個。
According to a recent study out of Oxford University, when someone takes on a new romantic partner, that person loses one or two close friends.
根據(jù)牛津大學(xué)最近的一項研究，每當(dāng)一個人有了新的浪漫對象，就會失去一到兩個親密朋友。
Since when do you read social science?
你什么時候開始讀社會科學(xué)的東西了？
I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
我跟其他人一樣，上廁所也會看本書啊。
Why would I lose friends just because I started dating someone?
為什么我談戀愛就會失去朋友呢？
Yeah, you didn't lose anyone when you met Amy.
對呀，你和Amy談上的時候就沒失去朋友。
Yeah, well, no, the study refers to romantic partners. Not the way I would categorize the two of us.
是沒有。但研究說的是浪漫對象。我和Amy可不屬于這個范疇。
You guys kiss and hold hands.
可你們也會接吻牽手啊。
I've seen him do it. It's not romantic.
我看到他怎么做的，一點都不浪漫。
Look, I'm not the kind of guy who drops his friends just because he's in a relationship.
聽著，我不是那種重色輕友的家伙。
What happens if she doesn't like us?
如果她不喜歡我們怎么辦？
Well, hey, you're my dear friends. You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years, and then you're dead to me.
嘿，你們是我的好朋友。剛開始幾年你們會收到圣誕卡片之后就會徹底不聯(lián)系了。
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state. Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started...Wait!
宇宙一度又燙又稠密。140億年前終于爆了炸... 等著瞧！
The Earth began to cool. The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools. We built the Wall We built the pyramids
地球開始降溫。自養(yǎng)生物來起哄。穴居人發(fā)明工具。我們建長城。我們建金字塔
Math, Science, History, unraveling the mysteryThat all started with a big bang
數(shù)學(xué)、 自然科學(xué)、 歷史，揭開神秘。一切由大爆炸開始
So, Howard, is Stuart still living with your mom?
Howard，Stuart還和你媽媽住一起嗎？
I don't want to talk about it.
我不想談這個話題。
But he's going to. - My mom got him cable!
但他馬上就會吐槽了。- 我媽幫他裝了有線！
In my whole life, growing up in that house...no cable.
我從小到大這么多年... 也沒有線看。
Do you know how many HBOs that leech had my mother get him? Seven. Seven HBOs. Seven!
你知道那螞蝗讓我媽給他裝了幾個HBO臺？七個。七個HBO臺。七個！
Long story short, they have seven HBOs.
長話短說，他們裝了七個HBO臺。
Hey, guys. - Hey. - Hello.
嘿，各位。- 嘿。- 你好。
Emily, you know almost everybody here. - Hi.
Emily，大多數(shù)你都認(rèn)識了。- 嗨。
This is Leonard, this is Penny.
這是Leonard，這是Penny。
Oh, it's so nice to meet you. - Nice to finally meet you, too.
見到你很高興。- 彼此彼此。
Hi. -Hello.
嗨。-你好。
Well, Raj, you were not lying about her.
Raj，她的事你沒騙我們呀。
I told you she exists.
我就說她是真人。
Hey, I hear you're a dermatologist.
嘿，我聽說你是皮膚科醫(yī)生。
Uh, yeah, I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.
對，我Huntington醫(yī)院做實習(xí)醫(yī)生。
Oh, I like their emergency room. Yeah, even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever, they still let you take a lollipop.
我喜歡他們的急救室。沒錯，哪怕你沒查出得登革熱，他們還是會給棒棒糖吃。
