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Oh, God. Oh, my God. So good. Ernie, you're a fucking animal.
天吶。我的天。你真棒。厄尼，你真他媽是頭猛獸。
Oh, my God. Ohh. Oh, my God. So good. Oh, my God. I'm gonna come. Oh, my God. Good for you.
天吶。天啊，太強(qiáng)了。天啊，姐的高潮要來了。天啊。你真厲害。
Arousal states for clients 1 and 6 were instantaneous.
1號(hào)和6號(hào)客人立刻勃起了。
4 took ten minutes, making him the slowest. 7 achieved no arousal at all.
4號(hào)花了十分鐘，他是最慢的。7號(hào)完全沒有勃起。
The last client...how long did he stay in the plateau state? -For fucking-ever.
最后一名客人他維持了多久高潮期？連綿不絕。
I have 11 minutes. -Well, you're the expert.
我測(cè)得是11分鐘。你是專家嘛。
Your napkin actually goes in your lap.
餐巾紙應(yīng)該放在大腿上。
From a man standing in a closet watching people hump all night. It's work.
一整晚躲在衣柜里看人活塞運(yùn)動(dòng)的人還說我。這是工作。
Oh, really? - Which reminds me... You might consider keeping a journal.
是嘛？-對(duì)了，或許你可以做下記錄。
You could time a lot of this yourself, even if it's counting in your head.
你可以自己計(jì)時(shí)，哪怕是在腦子里數(shù)數(shù)。
What is the matter with you? Seriously.
你這人是怎么回事啊？真是的。
I can't be there every night. -Ah! We were getting so close.
我總不能每晚都去。可惜啊！我們本來走得那么近了。
Client 8...I have your climax lasted approximately 9 seconds.
8號(hào)客戶我記錄你大約有9秒鐘的高潮。
I was faking. -You didn't have an orgasm?
我那是裝的。你沒有高潮嗎？
You're serious now? - Yes, I'm serious.
你認(rèn)真的嗎？是的。
You... Pretended to have an orgasm? Is that a-a common practice amongst prostitutes?
你之前假裝高潮嗎？這是妓女常做的事嗎？
It's a common practice amongst anyone with a twat. Women fake orgasms...almost all of them.
任何有屄的都會(huì)這招。女人都會(huì)假裝高潮。
Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately.
不過我最近沒有看過我的筆記了。
But why? W-why would a woman lie about something like that?
為什么呢？女人為什么要對(duì)這種事撒謊？
God almighty. This is... Okay.
天吶。這...好吧。
I'm gonna be honest with you, but only 'cause I like you and you seem real dedicated about your project, in your penguin suit and all, with the charts and the timer.
我就實(shí)話實(shí)說吧，但那是因?yàn)槲蚁矚g你，而且你似乎真的對(duì)工作很熱忱，又是太空衣，又是表格、秒表什么的。
But seriously, if you really want to learn about sex, then you're gonna have to get yourself a female partner.
但是說真的，如果你真想了解性事，那你得去找個(gè)女性搭檔了。
