PBS Telethon.
公視電視募捐
I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed.
喬伊,告訴你 我找到無私的善行了
I went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
我剛?cè)ス珗@讓蜜蜂叮我
What good is that going to do? 什么?
這對誰有好處?
It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends.
這支蜜蜂在同伴面前 臉上有光
The bee is happy, and I am definitely not.
蜜蜂很開心,我卻很痛
You know,the bee probably died after he stung you.
蜜蜂叮了你就死了
Damn it!
可惡
Back on in 30 seconds,people!
各位,30秒后開始錄影
Excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
抱歉,可以跟你換位子嗎?
No way. I'm in the shot,man.
甭想,我剛好在鏡頭里
You've been here all day! -I'm taking pledges.
拜托,你已經(jīng)在這一整天了!我在接受捐款,別吵我!
And we're on three,two....
倒數(shù)計時3、2、1
Welcome back to our fall telethon.
歡迎收看電視募捐
If you've been enjoying Cirque du Soleil...
如果各位喜歡“太陽馬戲團(tuán)”
...and you'd like to see more, it's very simple.
以后還想收看同類型節(jié)目 方法很簡單
All you have to do is call in a pledge...
只要打電話捐款
...and tell one of our volunteers what type of programming you
并告訴我們的義工 閣下喜歡收看哪類型節(jié)目