You know what? What you up to,Joe?
喬伊,你為何穿成這樣?
They're doing this telethon thing on TV.
我要上馬拉式電視節(jié)目
And my agent got me a job as cohost!
我的經(jīng)紀(jì)幫我爭(zhēng)取當(dāng)主持人
That's great!
太棒了
A little good deed for PBS, plus some TV exposure.
幫公視做好事 又能增加曝光率
That's the kind of math Joey likes to do.
我喬伊最?lèi)?ài)做這種事了
Oh,PBS!
公視啊
What's wrong with PBS? -What's right with them?
公視哪里不對(duì)了?他們哪里對(duì)?
Why don't you like PBS?
菲比,你為何不喜歡公視?
Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in a bad place,personally.
因?yàn)槲覌屪詺⒅?我個(gè)人非常難過(guò)
I thought I'd write to Sesame Street.
所以我想寫(xiě)信給芝麻街 心情應(yīng)該會(huì)好一點(diǎn)
Because they were nice when I was a little kid.
因?yàn)槲倚r(shí)候 總覺(jué)得他們很親切
No one ever wrote back.
結(jié)果根本沒(méi)人回信
A lot of those muppets don't have thumbs.
那些布偶根本沒(méi)有手指
All I got was a lousy key chain,and by that time,I was living in a box.
我只收到一個(gè)惡爛鑰匙環(huán) 拜托,我那時(shí)住在紙箱里耶
I didn't have keys!
連鑰匙都沒(méi)有
I'm sorry,Phoebe.
我很遺憾,菲比
I wanted to do a good deed, like you did with the babies.
我只是想做好事 就像你幫忙生小孩
This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is selfish.
你才不是做善事 只是想上電視,根本就很自私
What about you having those babies for your brother?
哇… 你幫弟弟生小孩又怎么說(shuō)?
That's selfish!
自私的不是只有我
What are you talking about?
你胡說(shuō)什么?
It was a nice thing, but it made you feel good,right?
你的確是幫忙他們 不過(guò)自己心情也很好吧?
Yeah,so?
那又如何?
It made you feel good so that makes it selfish.
因?yàn)槟阕錾剖滦那楹?也算是自私的一種
Look,there's no unselfish good deeds. Sorry.
世界上根本就沒(méi)有無(wú)私的好事
Yes,there are totally good deeds that are selfless!
明明就有 有很多行善的人都沒(méi)有私心
May I ask for one example?
請(qǐng)你舉出一個(gè)例子
Yeah,it's You know,there's
就是有,例如…
No,you may not!
我不想說(shuō)
Because all people are selfish.
因?yàn)樗腥硕己茏运?/div>
Are you calling me selfish?
你說(shuō)我自私?
Are you calling you people?
你難道不是人?