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Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. I knocked,but I guess you guys didn't hear me.
嗨。不好意思打擾了。我敲門了，我猜你們沒聽到。
No, we heard you. We were just hoping that whoever it was would go away.
不，我們聽見了。我們只是期望敲門的人趕快走。
I'm still hoping that'll happen.
我現(xiàn)在也這么期望
What's up, mom?
什么事，媽？
Well, I have good news.
我有個好消息。
Um, I've been taking piano lessons with BettyApplewhite, and, uh, well, I just thought maybe I could join you guys.
我在Betty Applewhite那里上鋼琴課，所以...我想也許我可以加入你們。
You know, like a trio. Doesn't that sound fun?
你們知道，像一個三人組合。- 聽起來很好玩吧？
I don't do trios, but thanks anyway.
我不搞三人組合，還是謝謝你了。
Well, I don't mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing, and I hate to point out you're not family.
我不是想打擾你們，只是這個節(jié)目，真的本該是一個家庭活動的，不好意思提醒一下你不是家人。
No, but I have talent, and to most audiences, talent trumps family.
我不是，但我有才華，對大多數(shù)觀眾來說，才華重于家庭。
Well, what makes you so sure I don't have talent?
你怎么就知道我沒有才華呢？
Hmm, just a hunch.
就是感覺。
Yeah, well, we've all seen your talent, which is a nice way oftelling you why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?
是啊，我們都知道你的才華了，這是盡量婉轉(zhuǎn)的提醒你為什么不把臥室裝上窗簾？
Guys!
大家...
Oh, come on, be honest. You didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved.
哦，得了，說實話。在知道我參與之前你根本不想管這事的。
That is so not true!
根本不是這么回事。
Oh, yes, it is. It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you.
哦就是這么回事。你的女兒選我而不是你讓你冒火了。
She did not pick you. It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it.
她沒選你。她只是沒想到我會同意幫忙。
Well, now she knows, and if she had itto do over again, she'd pick me.
好，那現(xiàn)在她知道了，她要是能重新選擇，她會選我的。
No, she wouldn't.
不，她不會。
Well, why don't we put it to a test? Julie, who would you rather have play with you?
不如我們試試看？Julie，你想要誰給你伴奏？
Oh, no, no, no, no.
哦，別別別別。
No, it's okay, honey. Who do you want to be with you in the family talent show?
沒關系的，寶貝兒。你想讓誰跟你一起表演家庭才藝節(jié)目。
Yes, who do you want with you in front ofall of those people? And remember, it's a church.
對，你想讓誰跟你一起站在所有人面前?記得這是教堂。
They are going to be judging you.
他們會來評論你的。
Oh, okay. Well, first of all,you both suck, but if I had to choose, I guess I'd pick my mom. Sorry。Edie.
好吧。首先 你倆都夠爛的，但是如果必須選的話，我想還是選我媽媽吧。對不起。Edie。
Fair enough. I'd like my pitch pipe back, please.
算公平。正音笛請還給我。
