Whoa Excuse me.
什么?
You Were fucking What?
你他媽跟誰一起?
I went to his booksigning, and then we had a hamburger together.
我去了他的簽書會 然后我們一起吃了漢堡
Oh, right. So I spent filve hours
很好 我花了5個鐘頭
making us a romantic dinner...
為我們準備了浪漫的晚餐
and you’re off with fucking Brian Callahan?
而你卻跟那個該死的布萊恩凱勒翰一起?
Don’t try and turn the tables on me. Okay?
別把責任都推給我 好嗎?
I had a bite with an old friend. That’s not really a big deal.
我不過是跟老朋友敘敘舊 沒什么大不了的
However, having phone sex in our living room is a big deal.
可是 在客廳里打色情電話卻是大事
Jesus Christ. You’re still fucking on that?
我的上帝啊 你還在介懷這個呢?
lt was a 900 number, all right?
那是900專線 好不好?
Some guys use magazines. Other guys go online.
有些人用雜志 有些人上網
I don’t see what the fucking problem is.
我真不明白那到底有什么問題
I guess the fucking problem is that you got caught.
我想最大的問題就是你被抓到了
Oh,Jesus Christ. Don’t be so fucking sanctimonious.
噢 我的上帝 別給我假裝圣潔了
You never masturbate?Not in my fucking living room.
你就從來不手淫嗎?至少不會在客廳里