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So, what's the best thing about having a boyfriend then?
那么找個男朋友最棒的事是什么？
It just feels really natural.You know, really grown up.
才會有真正的真實的感覺，你知道，真正長大的感覺
And the snogging is wicked.
然后是臟兮兮的濕吻
Sven uses varying pressure.That's what foreign boys do.
Sven會用各種方法接吻，外國男孩接吻就是這樣
My parents snog occasionally.Even at their age.
我老爸老媽偶爾接吻，甚至在他們那年紀
Cringey.
沒羞恥
Seeing old people over the age of 30 snogging is just horrific.
看到超過30歲的人接吻，簡直令人毛骨悚然
Of all of the boys I've ever snogged,Sven is definitely the best.
所有和我接吻過的男孩，Sven肯定是最好的
'Cause he's emotional.
因為他感情豐富
Where have you got to on the snogging scale?
你們的接吻尺度去到哪里？
什么？
What?
Jas and I invented a snogging scale.The Ten Stages of Snogging.
Jas和我發(fā)明的接吻尺度，十階段的接吻
You're mad.- No. It's scientific.
真是傻問題，不，這是科學
How would you know anything about it?- Please.
你對這事了解多少？快說說
Who got 82% in Bio?- True.
誰有82%？真的
We cut out all the letters about kissing from the problem pages of every girls' magazine.
我們剪下所有關于接吻的文章，從每本女性雜志問題頁
So, it starts with level one,holding hands.
因此，開始的是第一級，拉手
Two, arms around waist.Three, good night kiss.
二，摟腰。三是，晚安吻
Four, kiss lasting over three minutes without breath.
四是，接吻持續(xù)超過3分鐘，不呼吸
Five, open mouth kissing.- Number six, tongues.
五，張開嘴接吻，六是用舌頭
Oh, my God.
哦，我的觀世音菩薩
Seven, upper body fondling outdoors.
七，在野外擁抱撫摩身體
Eight... Oh, my God.
八...哦，天那
