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Welcome to the tragic universe that is my sad life.
歡迎到悲慘世界，那是我悲慘的生活
Why? I'll give you five major reasons why.
你問為什么？我給你五個理由
Number one,my parents are from the Stone Age.
第一，我父母來自石器時代
No us, no you.- God knows what you'd do.
沒有我們那有你，上帝知道你們干了什么
You understand? You wouldn't exist.- Yeah.
你明白嗎？你將不存在，耶！
Number two, they hate me having a life'cause theirs are practically over
第二條，他們恨我擁有的生命，因為他們的生命快結束
and mine's just starting.
而我的才剛剛開始
And it's not good enough.- Honestly. Every year it's...
那不夠好，說真的，每年...
Number three....a performance...
第三，一個演出
My little sister's bonkers. Poor Angus will need even more therapy than me.
我妹妹精神不正常，可憐的Angus（小貓），它比我需要治療
A lot of trouble!...because of your fifteenth birthday...
太多麻煩！因為你的15歲生日
Number four......it's not good enough.
第四，還不夠。
... my nose is the size of Jupiter....so ungrateful.
我的超大號尺寸的鼻子。。這么不領情。。
I need to go into an ugly home.- Georgia,
我需要生在一個丑陋的家庭。Georgia
what have you gone and done now?
你現在要去那兒，你做了什么？
How did you manage to pluck them all so quickly?
怎么這么快眉毛就掉光了？
You haven't, have you?
不是你干的吧，是你自己嗎？
Oh, crikey. Bob, she shaved them.
喔，真是，Bob，她把眉毛刮了
Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend.
第五，我永遠找不到男朋友
What's the hurry with growing up so fast?
為什么這么快就長大了呢？
Why don't you just enjoy being 14?
為什么不一直在開心的14歲呢？
