Hey, you guys want to see something funny?
我說你們大家想不想看點特別有趣的東西
Oh, if this is where you lift your shirt up.
哦 如果又是你掀起自己衣服
And make your belly button sing... no, thank you.
露出肚臍眼跳肚皮舞那套 還是算了吧
Even better. Check out this video I made of Charlie.
比那還要好呢 給你們看看我給小查莉剪的視頻呀
Being a baby stinks.
做個寶寶真不爽
Food's too mushy, gross and too juicy,
食物總是太糊太糙又太稀了
And the tv shows they make me watch are insulting.
還有大人們給我看的電視節目都很粗魯無禮
Ahh, much better.
啊 這下好多了
Life is good.
生活真美好
P.J., you are gonna have to put that online so grandma can see it.
兒子 你一定要把這段上傳到網上給你們外婆看看
Grandma knows how to go online?
外婆會上網的啊
P.J., you're gonna have to put that on a DVD,So grandma can watch it.
兒子 你得把這刻成光碟寄給外婆看
Grandma got a DVD. Player?
外婆有光碟播放機嗎
Okay, P.J., you're just gonna have to go over to grandma's house.And act it out for her.
好吧,兒子,你親自去趟外婆家,把這放給外婆看吧