Oh, no-no, no-no-no, there's none of that in here.
不行,店里不準(zhǔn)抽煙
Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
至少讓我抽完這一根
Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
好,但你得分我一口
Okay.
好的
Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit.
妖女,我又吻上你的唇了
No-no, why don't you hang on to that one.
整根都給你吧
Okay, that's like the least fun game ever.
這是最不好玩的游戲
Well, I'm really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit.
我受夠了,我?guī)Я艘粯訓(xùn)|西可以幫助你戒煙
Oh. Nope, that patch is no good.
這個(gè)戒煙貼布不好用
Come on, it's a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since.
這是催眠錄音帶,我一個(gè)同事聽了,兩星期后再也沒抽過煙
What's your problem?
你有什么意見?
Nothing, it's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.
沒什么,只不過催眠是騙人的
Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
我在亞特蘭大看過你被催眠
Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.
那家伙沒把我催眠,好嗎?
Oh right, 'cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.
是啊,你總是脫褲子,用屁股“通殺”
All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.
別用催眠了,想戒煙就得去石南地上裸舞,然后用六個(gè)壯丁的汗水沐浴
Or what my Father called Thursday night.
我爸管它叫“周四夜狂歡”