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So, get this. Zach Young is throwing a pool party Saturday night and he sent out a bunch of formal invitations complete with fancy lettering.
我聽人說ZACH YOUNG將在周六開一個泳池派對，他送出了一大堆正式的邀請函，上面都是漂亮的字體。
I'm surprised he didn't spritzthem with after shave.
我真奇怪他怎么沒向他們噴美容水。
What is wrong with nice invitations?
精美的邀請有什么錯啊?
Mom, it's a pool party.
媽媽, 那是一個泳池派對
Why couldn't he've just pass out fliers in the quad?
為什么他不能只是在鄰里發發傳單啊?
Because he's genetically incapable of being cool?
因為他天生就不懂得怎樣才酷?
So, uh, you going?
那么, 嗯, 你去嗎?
Maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim. We can always bail if it's aslame as we think it's gonna be.
嗯, 也許吧，我是說, LISA和JUSTIN一些家伙覺得能游泳會很有趣。我們隨時可以開溜，如果那個派對的確像我們想象的那么無趣的話。
Is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
嗯, LISA是你的那個在肚臍上穿洞的朋友嗎?
Yeah.
是啊。
You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?
你們兩個最近經常在一起，不是嗎?
I guess.
我想是的。
Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by eleven on Saturday.
哦, 嗯, ANDREW，我希望你周六晚11點前回家。
Eleven? Mom, it's not even a school night.
11點? 媽媽, 那連校園活動都算不上。
Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good.
BREE, 宵禁不會有什么效果的。
You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility but I cannot.
你也許能放棄所有作為家長的責任，但我不能
What, what's going on here? Would thishave to do with the condom you left in my room?
這-- 到底是怎么回事? 是不是和你留在我房間里的避孕套有關?
As a matter of fact it does, and just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her.
事實上, 是的，們把話說清楚吧, 如果你讓LISA懷孕了，就要娶她。
Andrew, this is not funny.
ANDREW, 這并不好笑
Mom, trust me. This is very funny, mostly because the condom wasn't mine.
媽媽, 相信我-- 這非常好笑，主要是因為那個避孕套不是我的。
You suck, you know that?
你是個混球, 知道么?
