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To the bride and the groom,my ex.
祝福新娘 還有新郎 我的前夫
35 years we were together,
我們在一起35年
And he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with charo.
而他卻等不及和一個南美娘們跑了
Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other
我真的覺得他們是如此的登對
When I saw his wallet and her boobs.
當我看到他的錢包配上她巨大的胸部
Take your hands off me.
別碰我
Oh, relax, mitchell.
別緊張 Mitchell
What, did you take your claire pill?
怎么了 今天被Claire洗腦了嗎
Okay, l-let's just --let's get a little fresh air, okay?
好了 讓我們... 讓我們去呼吸一下新鮮空氣 好嗎
And then it got weird.
接下來事情變得很怪
I'm gloria.I'm gloria. Kiss me.
我是Gloria 我是Gloria 吻我
Oh, hey, kiss me.
吻我
Nana is really strong.
外婆可夠厲害的
During my vows to my first husband,
當我對我第一任丈夫宣誓的時候
Drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge.
毒販沖進來殺死了法官
This was way worse.
但是這次更加糟糕
What can I say?I drive women crazy.
我只能說我讓女人瘋狂
It's too soon,I guess.
可能太快了
