It's nice to meet you all.
見到各位很榮幸
There's only two kinds of people in the world.
世界上只有兩種人
There's women, and there's men.
女人和男人
Summer Finn was a woman. Summer
是個女人
Height, average. Weight, average.
身高 平均數 體重 平均數
Shoe size, slightly above average.
鞋碼 比平均數略小
For all intents and purposes,
從所有的這些看
Summer Finn, just another girl.
Summer 只是普通的女孩
Except she wasn't.
可事實并不是這樣
To wit, in 1998,
比如 在1998年
Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian...
Summer 在她的高中畢業紀念冊上
in her high school yearbook.
引用了蘇格蘭貝兒與塞巴斯樂團的一首歌
"Color my life with the chaos of trouble."
" 生命因坎坷而精彩 "
This spike in Michigan sales of their album...
讓他們的唱片 " 系著阿拉伯皮帶的男孩 "
The Boy with the Arab Strap...
在密歇根大賣
continues to puzzle industry analysts.
一直困擾著產業分析家
Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year...
Summer 大二的時候在冰淇淋店打工
coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue.
這家店的收益也莫名其妙的增加了 212%
Every apartment Summer rented...
每次 Summer 租房
was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value.
價格都比市場均價低 9.2%
And her round-trip commute to work...
她上下班的路上
averaged 18.4 double takes per day.
平均每天讓人回頭 18.4 次
It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect."
這是很稀有的現象 " Summer 效應 "
Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered...
稀有 卻是所有青春期的雄性動物遇到過的