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Ross: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe, 看我玩這些小玩具，可對立的拇指！沒有進化論怎么發展出可對立的拇指？
Phoebe: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.
也許外星主宰需要拇指才能夠駕駛飛碟。
Ross: Please tell me you're joking.
請說你是在開玩笑。
Phoebe: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
能不能說你相信進化論而我不相信？
Ross: No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because
不行，Phoebe, 不能這樣為什么不行？
Phoebe: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
為什么非得每個人都同意你？這是怎么回事？你知道我怎么想嗎？我想你也許應該好好檢視一下Ross這個生物了。
Ross: Is there blood coming out of my ears?
我耳朵有沒有流血？
Joey: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
看看這個Heckles的高中同學錄。
Chandler: Wow, he looks so normal.
他看起來好正常。
Phoebe: He's even kind of cute.
甚至有點可愛。
Joey: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
“Heckles你上科學課總是讓我捧腹大笑”。“你是全校最有趣的學生”。
Chandler: Funniest? Heckles?
最有趣？Heckles?
Joey: That's what it says.
上面是這樣寫的。
Chandler: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?
Heckles被選為班上的活寶我也是。他說得對！聽聽那個噪音？
Phoebe: I would call that excessive.
的確是很吵鬧。
Chandler: Whoa!
哇！
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.
Heckles在樂隊演奏豎笛我也是。他參加模型俱樂部我也……雖然我的學校沒有俱樂部但我覺得模型很酷。
Joey: So, you were both dorks. Big deal？
所以你們兩個都是書呆子。有什么大不了嗎？
Chandler: I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles...Would you knock it off?
我覺得很怪，Heckles與我…Heckles與我，我，我與Heckles……喂，別吵好不好？
Joey: Have you been here all night?
你整晚都在這里？
Chandler: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do.
看看這個，Heckles交往過的女人照片。看看他在上面寫的“Vivian, 太高大”“ Madge, 牙齦太多”。“太聰明”“吃東西發出聲音”，這就是我。這就是我的作法。
