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Okay. Well, it was a really long time ago, but l, too, was.
好了，那確實是很久之前。
a nerd.
但我也是個討厭鬼。
Too?
也是？
When I was a little girl.
當我是個小女孩時。
l wore a ponytail, I had glasses.
我帶著眼鏡，梳著馬尾辮。
and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather.
我對天氣學完全著了迷。
Other girls wanted a Barbie.
其他女孩要芭比娃娃。
I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo.
我想要多普勒2000渦輪天氣雷達。
But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song.
但是所有的孩子都用那蹩腳的歌嘲笑我。
It wasn't even clever.
這可不明智。
Four-eyes, four-eyes
四只眼，四只眼。
You need glasses to see.
你得有個眼鏡才能看得清。
Go on.
繼續。
So I got a new look.
所以我重新打扮了一番。
gave up the science-y smart stuff.
放棄我的科學天分。
and I was never made fun of again.
我再也沒有快樂過。
And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.
我還是要眼鏡 我只是從來不帶。
I'll bet you look great with glasses on. -I'm not.
我打賭你帶上眼鏡更好看，我不。
And on they go.
隨他們去吧。
What? Nothing.
什么,沒事。
Wait.
等等。
It's a Jell-O scrunchie.
這是個果子凍束發圈。
And now, the reveal.
現在，揭曉。
