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Soothing male voice:... a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
爸媽永遠(yuǎn)忘不了這聲音，這是生產(chǎn)的奇跡。
Teacher:Lights please. And that's having a baby. Next week is our final class.
請(qǐng)開燈。這一集是生寶寶，下周是我們的最后一堂課。
Ross:Susan, go deep.
Susan，準(zhǔn)備接球。
Carol:This is impossible. It's just impossible.
這不可能，這根本不可能。
Susan:What is up, honey?
怎么了？
Carol:What that woman did. I am not doing that. It's just gonna have to stay in, that's all, everything will be the same, it'll just stay in.
我不做那女人做的事，他得留在我體內(nèi)，一切和原來一樣！他得留在我體內(nèi)。
Ross:Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything's gonna be alright.
Carol，不會(huì)有事的。
Carol:Oh, what do you know? No one's doing up to you and saying, "Hi is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast thought it?"
你怎么知道？當(dāng)然不會(huì)有人對(duì)你說：“這是你的鼻孔嗎？我能將這肉塊穿你的鼻孔嗎？”
Susan:Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.I know it's frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when it's over, we're all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Caro，Carol，親愛的。深呼吸！我知道你很惶恐，往遠(yuǎn)處想，生產(chǎn)過程只是一天, 結(jié)束后他這輩子都是我們的兒子。
Susan:I mean, that's what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?
懷胎生子為的不就是這些嗎？對(duì)吧？Ross？Ross？
Ross:I'm gonna be a father.
我要當(dāng)爸爸了。
Rachel:This is just occurring to you?
你才剛知道？
Ross:I always knew I was having a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.
我一直都知道我有個(gè)孩子，只是不知道孩子有我。
Rachel:Oh, you're gonna be great!
你會(huì)是個(gè)好爸爸的。
Ross:Aw, how can you say that? I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?
你怎會(huì)知道？我連阻止Marcel吃浴室墊都辦不到，我如何養(yǎng)兒育女？
Chandler:You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different. You might want to look into it.
Ross，科學(xué)家說孩子和猴子是不一樣的。你可以調(diào)查一下。
Phoebe:Where're you going?
你去哪兒？
Joey:Out.
出去。
Phoebe:With?
和誰？
Joey:Yes.
是的，你知道。
Phoebe:Alright, can I just ask you one question? Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?
能問你一個(gè)問題嗎？你們有沒有，你明白的，就像，你知道的嘛？
Joey:Well, not that it's any of your business, but, no, we haven't,okay? You meant sex, right?
不關(guān)你的事，沒有，行了嗎？你是指性吧？
