Here you go. It's probably the only set of keys with a purple lanyard.

My kid made it at camp.

Look, I'm wearing something called skinny jeans, which are very painful

because I don't have something called skinny legs,

so I just wanna go home and peel them off. Do you mind?

No, not at all. I just... I don't... I don't work here.

Oh, god. I'm sorry. You're not the valet.

I knew this vest was a bad idea, but the gay guy in my office told me they're back.

No, the vest is great. I have it in navy.

It's just... I haven't been out in so long, I figured I'd try to mix things up.

You haven't been out in so long?

Last time I was at a bar like this, beeper numbers were exchanged.[qh] 我上次來這種酒吧的時候，人們交換的還是傳呼機的號碼呢