天真甜美的十四歲少女海莉在網絡上認識了三十二歲的攝影師杰夫,二人相約在咖啡館見面,相談甚歡。海莉主動要求去杰夫家,讓他為自己拍攝藝術照片,杰夫欣然從命。聊天喝酒之后,杰夫突然眩暈倒地,醒來發現自己竟被五花大綁。原來海莉是有備而來,就是要懲罰在網絡上勾引未成年少女的戀童癖。海莉在屋中搜尋杰夫進行不法行為的證據,并為他實施了閹割手術。中途鄰居太太來訪,也被海莉成功蒙混過關。隨著海莉懲罰計劃的一步步展開,杰夫的真面目也逐漸浮出水面
這部電影告訴怪蜀黍們:不要隨便勾搭小蘿莉,小蘿莉也會要了你的命。小紅帽有的時候也會吃掉大灰狼。推薦的是電影的片尾曲,在所有故事結束的時候聽到這樣稍帶詭異感覺的音樂,絕對會讓你有上癮的感覺
Cool shirt.
You want it?
No, I didn't really bring enough bucks, so...
And yet, not actually what I was asking.
Sure, I want it.
Can I get a green shirt in a small, please?
No. No, no.
I can't let you do that.
What? Because...
Because...
What? Because you'd be so indebted to me that you'd have to...
Okay. I guess I can let you do that.
You have to model it for me.
Conditions. I can't live with all these conditions. Thanks.
This is so unfair.
What?
This is when things happen, in the middle of the night,
by which time I am completely out of the scene.
Life as a teenager.
I just hate having to depend Lindsey to drive me everywhere.
You'll be driving before you know it.
In the meantime, I missed Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC
and the Goldfrapp concert.
I was at the Goldfrapp concert actually.
Shut up. You were? Was it great?
Of course it was great. What am I saying?
Well, you could judge for yourself.
I got a bootleg MP3.
You have the concert?
Just one song. A little louder, please, so the authorities know.
I totally have to hear it.
I'll send it to you.
After you get home, after you get around to it.
Good things are worth the wait.
And what have you waited for recently?
I'm gonna have to wait four years for you.
You are just trying to distract me from that MP3.
Look, I have to send it.
It's not like I could take you to my house.
That would be a little insane.
True.
Okay, now don't peek.