美劇隨身聽(tīng)之老爸老媽的浪漫史 第10篇

[00:01.00]Lily.
[00:03.26]How long have you been sitting there?
[00:05.50]Stupid eye patch.
[00:10.04]Mom, Dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.
[00:14.38]Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman?
[00:16.68]Let's see.
[00:18.41]She likes dogs?
[00:19.51]I've got five dogs.
[00:20.98]She drinks Scotch?
[00:22.12]I love a Scotch that's old enough to order its own Scotch.
[00:25.15]Can quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters?
[00:27.09]"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes! '"
[00:32.19]And I'm saving the best for last.
[00:34.66]Do you want these? I hate olives.
[00:37.00]-She hates olives. Awesome! -The Olive Theory.
[00:41.04]The Olive Theory is based on my friends, Marshall and Lily.
[00:43.94]He hates olives, she loves them. And in a weird way,
[00:46.04]that's what makes them such a great couple.
[00:47.84]Perfect balance.
[00:50.01]You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever.
[00:55.82]I could take them off your hands.
[00:58.79]They're all yours.
[01:00.72]Oh, it is on!
[01:02.52]It is on till the break of dawn.
[01:07.06]But, wait, it's only the break of 10:30. What happened?
[01:11.50]I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace.
[01:14.54]It's gotta be blue, it's gotta be French.
[01:16.37]-No green clarinet? -Nope.
[01:17.81]Come on, no purple tuba?
[01:19.31]It's a Smurf penis or no dice.
[01:22.84]There you are!
[01:23.95]We got a jumper. Some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge.
[01:27.08]Come on, you're covering it.
[01:30.18]All right, I'll be right there.
[01:32.79]I'm sorry.
[01:34.79]I had a really great time tonight.
[01:38.03]Yeah, well.
[01:39.23]So, did you kiss her?
[01:41.53]No, the moment wasn't right.
[01:43.63]Look, this woman could actually be my future wife.
[01:45.77]I want our first kiss to be amazing.
[01:47.64]Oh, Ted, that is so sweet.
[01:50.34]So, you chickened out like a little bitch.
[01:54.41]What? I did not chicken out.
[01:56.54]You know what? I don't need to take first kiss advice
[01:58.75]from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.
[02:02.28]Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing.
[02:04.89]Even the dumbest single person alive.
[02:07.56]And if you don't believe me, call him.