美劇隨身聽之老爸老媽的浪漫史 第13篇

[00:01.00]So, Marshall, this Olive Theory based on you and Lily.
[00:04.53]-Yeah. -You hate olives.
[00:06.33]-Lily loves them, you can't stand them. -Yeah, I hate olives.
[00:09.64]Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th Street.
[00:11.94]Dish of olives. You had some. What up?
[00:18.01]You have to swear that this does not leave this cab.
[00:21.05]-I swear. -I swear.
[00:25.35]On our first date, I ordered a Greek salad.
[00:27.92]Lily asked if she could have my olives.
[00:30.12]I said, "Sure, I hate olives."
[00:32.63]But you like olives.
[00:34.40]Well, I was 18, okay? I was a virgin.
[00:37.06]Been waiting my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.
[00:41.30]Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present.
[00:44.44]Don't get married.