美劇隨身聽(tīng)之老爸老媽的浪漫史 第16篇

[00:01.00]So, when you tell this story to your friends,
[00:03.21]could you avoid the word "psycho"?
[00:05.44]I'd prefer "eccentric."
[00:08.54]Goodnight, psycho.
[00:15.15]Great.
[00:16.52]-How do I get to the F train? -Oh.
[00:19.66]-Two blocks, that way and take a right. -Thanks.
[00:25.90]You know what?
[00:28.53]I'm done being single. I'm not good at it.
[00:32.20]Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met
[00:34.94]you love her, but it sucks that you can't.
[00:40.18]I'll tell you something, though. If a woman,
[00:42.18]not you, just some hypothetical woman,
[00:45.11]were to bear with me through all this,
[00:47.88]I think I'd make a damn good husband because that's the stuff I'd be good at.
[00:51.42]Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father
[00:56.29]and walking her five hypothetical dogs.
[01:00.36]Being a good kisser.
[01:03.10]-Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. -Oh, I've got references.
[01:07.80]Goodnight, Ted.
[01:15.45]-And I'm a good handshaker. -That's a pretty great handshake.