美劇隨身聽之老爸老媽的浪漫史 第12篇

[00:01.00]Okay, moment of truth.
[00:04.17]-Wish me luck. -Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter.
[00:08.50]"This just in." Okay.
[00:14.18]-Kiss her, Ted. Kiss her good. -Kiss the crap out of that girl.
[00:17.45]Marshall, remember this night.
[00:19.65]When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech,
[00:22.32]you're gonna tell this story.
[00:25.69]Why does he get to be the best man?
[00:27.82]I'm your best friend!
[00:30.53]As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind,
[00:34.40]Unfortunately, one particular thought did not,
[00:36.90]I've got five dogs.
[00:38.90](DOGS BARKlNG)
[00:40.67]Not good, not good,
[00:42.54]-No! -Get back in there.
[00:43.81]You're wearing a suit!
[00:49.44]ROBlN: Ted?
[00:51.51]Hi.
[00:55.08]I was just...
[01:00.86]Come on up.
[01:04.36]MARSHALL: He's in.
[01:06.86]So, Ranjit, you must have done it with a Lebanese girl?
[01:11.20]Okay, that's my Barney limit.
[01:13.57]I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom.
[01:16.67]Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.
[01:19.71]-The women hot there? -Here's a picture of my wife.
[01:25.41](WHlSPERlNG) A simple "no" would have sufficed.
[01:29.12]She's lovely.
[01:31.79]So, Ted, what brings you back to Brooklyn at 1 :00 in the morning in a suit?
[01:38.06]I was just hoping to
[01:40.66]get those olives
[01:42.43]that you said I could have.
[01:44.60]Would you like those olives with some gin and vermouth?
[01:47.77]Are you trying to get me drunk?
[01:54.14]For starters.