Kyle: Ha! I knew it!
Stan: Knew what?
Kyle: The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's been brainwashed(洗腦) by this fruity little club!
Cartman: Aw, son of a bitch. (孩子們的思維畢竟天真,現在才明白過來)
Kyle: (after hearing the story of the Super Adventure Club) … Do you realize how retarded(荒謬) that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Leader: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah, it's way, way(兩個way強調差距之大) more retarded.
Super Adventure Club Leader: Well, now that you know our club secrets, it appears you … leave us no choice. I'm afraid we're going to have to… ask you to leave.
Stan: We're not leaving without Chef!
Super Adventure Club Leader: If you choose not to leave, then I'm afraid we're just going to have to… call security and make you leave. You'll be let out by security and it will be super-embarrassing and everyone here will see!
Stan: Oh my God, They killed Chef!(想當年,這段臺詞應該是They killed Kenny!似乎從第8季開始以后Kenny就很少死了,之前幾乎每一集Kenny都會莫名其妙地死掉,然后Stan和Kyle會說這段經典的臺詞。)
Kyle: You bastards! You BASTARDS!
Kyle: We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly(樂呵呵) old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains. (葬禮上對大廚一生的中肯的評價)
Super Adventure Club Leader: Chef... Can you hear me? Say something
Darth Chef: Hello there children, How'd you like some Salisbury steak(索爾斯博利牛肉餅,一種用碎牛肉和雞蛋、面包屑等混合裹成的肉餅)?
Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes go on!
Darth Chef: And for dessert, How would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
Super Adventure Club Leader: (impersonating a child) Oh you mean like a chocolate candy?
Darth Chef: No I mean my balls(現在大家知道Ball這個詞不能亂用了吧!以后最好說清楚是basketball還是baseball等等).
Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes YEEEEEEEEESSSSS hahahaha!