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劇情介紹：
大家一起去看喬伊參演的新音樂劇弗洛伊德。
在演出現(xiàn)場，錢德邂逅一位美麗而富于異國風(fēng)情的女郎歐朗拉，并同她約會。
喬伊被李昂納多演藝公司相中，該公司給喬伊為艾爾·帕西諾作其屁股替身的表演機(jī)會。
喬伊因表演過火而痛失良機(jī)。
瑞秋破天荒頭一遭打掃了公寓，但她移動了綠色軟椅，莫妮卡感覺不爽。
錢德發(fā)現(xiàn)歐朗拉已婚且另有男友，
當(dāng)她繼續(xù)下一次獵男友行動時，錢德決定退出。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as all except Joey enter.]
Rachel: Tah-daaah!
Chandler: ________________1_______________ 'Cause I like that.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Rachel: Well, whaddya think?
All: Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
All: Uh-oh...
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Rachel: I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. ________________2_______________
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) All right, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Monica: That is so unfair!
Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Monica: Why not?
Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
Monica: I could do that.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Monica: Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. ________________3_______________
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
(Monica gasps.)
Phoebe: Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
