Battle of "The Bulge"
和“贅肉”的戰斗
While it's true that support garments count as underwear, I thought the scourge of the Spanx deserved its own entry. I once wore one of these Instruments of Torture on a TV audition and I'm sure the pained look on my face went a long way towards ensuring you'll never see me on prime time。
塑型美體的也算內衣,我承認,我以為Spanx牌子帶來的折磨是值得的。我曾經穿了這種殘忍的刑具去參加一個電視試鏡,我確定我調整了好久才沒讓你們在電視上看見我疼得齜牙咧嘴的樣子。
I get that we all want to look thinner than we actually are, but believe me, most guys would rather see a little belly bulge than deal with a cranky, cramping girl all night。
我明白咱都想看著比實際瘦點,但是相信我,大部分男生都寧愿面對一個有點小肚子的姑娘也不愿意一整晚都面對一個被箍得快發瘋的姑娘。
adj. 應得的;理所當然的 v. 值得;應得;應受報答