If you get sauce on my couch,
要是你把醬汁滴在我沙發(fā)上
you're buying me a new one, and, uh, I meant what I said.
就給我買個(gè)新的 我說到做到
You can stay for one day, which is over now.
你可以待一天 但是已經(jīng)到時(shí)間了
Is that any way to treat your tech support?
你就這么對待你的技術(shù)支持嗎
And besides, I can't legally leave anyways.
而且 法律上我也沒法離開這
I, uh...
我呢...
I sort of gave my parole officer your address.
好像我把你的地址給了保釋官
You put yourself under house arrest at my house?
你這是要在我家監(jiān)禁嗎
I just want to live alone. Is that too much to ask?
我只想一個(gè)人住 這要求過分嗎
Is this a... is this a picture of me?
這... 這畫的是我嗎
Yeah, I'm, uh...
是的 我
I'm thinking about becoming an artiste.
我考慮去當(dāng)個(gè)畫家
Not according to these scribbles, but...
這涂鴉可畫的不咋地 但...
Wait. What is the rest of this, really?
等等 其它的是什么
It's an idea for a web aggregator.
關(guān)于網(wǎng)絡(luò)聚合器的想法
Think of it as antisocial media.
把它想成反社會媒體
I just... can't crack it.
我我沒法破譯它
That's 'cause you're using c++.
因?yàn)槟阌玫氖荂++
I could fix this in a nanosecond with binary.
我用二進(jìn)制一瞬間就能破解
Do you see? That's what I'm talking about.
你看 我就是這個(gè)意思
And, seriously, thanks for letting me stay, man.
說真的 謝謝你讓我留下來
You're the only guy I liked inside,
你是唯一一個(gè)我發(fā)自內(nèi)心喜歡的人
so I'm in your debt.
算我欠你的
Well, based on, uh, what I'm seeing here...
根據(jù)我現(xiàn)在看到的這些...
You might be able to repay me.
或許你可以報(bào)答我
The one time I miss the opera,
我就錯過了這么一次歌劇
something interesting actually happens.
結(jié)果就發(fā)生了有趣的事
It was extraordinary.
那真是太神奇了
I feel pretty bad for your daughterinlaw.
對于你兒媳的事我表示很抱歉
Oh, I'm sure by now, she's my exdaughterinlaw.
能肯定的是 她現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)是我前兒媳了
I was on my way out.
我準(zhǔn)備走了
Please...feel free to drink on my tab.
酒錢都記在我賬上就行
Now, Pascal, come on.
帕斯卡 別走啊
You and I both know you're gonna give me what I want.
我們都清楚你會滿足我的請求
Conrad, I understand you don't hear "No" very often,
康拉德 我知道你很少遭到拒絕
but I have no intention of merging our companies.
但我并不想合并我們的公司
Ever.
從來沒想過
Well, what if I got you the one thing you've always wanted
那如果我能讓你得到夢寐以求
but never had?
但從未得到的東西呢
I have everything a man could want.
男人想要的東西我都有
Except Victoria.
除了維多利亞