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第37周 看電影
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星期一 開演前 片段選自《好漢兩個半》第7季第5集 Two And A Half Men S07E05 02:17--03:24
Alan: Oh, there's, uh...there's three over there.
艾倫：哦，那邊有三個位子。
Charlie: Too far away.
查理：太遠了。
Alan: Why don't you ever wear your glasses?
艾倫：你為什么不戴眼鏡？
Charlie: Because I don't need them.
查理：我又不需要。
Alan: Oh, really? So, why did your eye doctor prescribe them?
艾倫：哦，真的嗎？那醫生給你配眼鏡作什么？
Charlie: It's a racket. I think they print those charts blurry, and then tell you it's your eyes.
查理：他們心太黑，我覺得他們故意把視力表印模糊，然后給你說是眼睛的問題。
Jake: Look, can we just sit down?
杰克：行了，趕快找地方坐吧。
Alan: No, no, slide...slide over one. Slide over one. I need the aisle.
艾倫：不行，不行，挪過去，朝里邊挪一個位子，我要靠過道坐。
Jake: Why do you always need the aisle?
杰克：你怎么老是要靠過道坐？
Charlie: Because he's got a prostate the size of an apple, and he has to pee every five minutes.
查理：因為他的前列腺和蘋果一樣大，每五分鐘就得上廁所。
Alan: There's nothing wrong with my prostate. I've got a teeny bladder. It's genetic.
艾倫：我的前列腺很正常，只是膀胱小了點，這是遺傳的。
Charlie: Another reason I think you were adopted.
查理：又有了一條理由懷疑你是領養的。
Alan: Ah...Ah... Wasn't funny when I was six, not funny now.
艾倫：哈！哈！在我六歲的時候說不好笑，現在說還是不好笑。
Charlie: For God's sake, can't you at least wait until the lights go down?
查理：神啊，你就不能等到燈光變暗嗎？
Alan: I'm hungry. Deviled egg?
艾倫：我很餓，魔鬼蛋吃不吃？
Jake: No.
杰克：不吃。
Charlie: Close the lid. It smells like a box of ass.
查理：快蓋好，聞著臭烘烘的。
Alan: I don't know why they call them deviled eggs. I think they're just heavenly.
艾倫：我不明白為什么要叫“魔鬼蛋”，這味道可是天堂啊。
Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
查理：你就不能像正常的吝嗇鬼那樣偷拿點糖進來啊？
Alan: Way ahead of you. Still got these left over from last Halloween.
艾倫：我早料到了，上個萬圣節剩的。
Jake: Shh.
杰克：噓。
