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God & Dog
上帝和狗
On the first day of the Creation, God created the dog.
上帝造物的第一天，造出了狗。
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
第二天，上帝造出了人為狗服務。
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.
第三天，上帝造出了世界上所有的動物供狗食用。
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
第四天，上帝創造了誠實勞動好讓人為狗的福利而努力。
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
第五天，上帝造出了網球好讓狗自己決定要不要把它叼回來。
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
第六天，上帝創造了獸醫學好讓狗保持健康，并讓人為此不斷花錢。
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to wlk the dog.
第七天，上帝想要休息了，可是他得遛狗。
