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His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor
它媽媽想讓它當醫生
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog.
一個人帶著一只小狗走進酒吧。
The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"
酒吧侍者說：“帶著你的狗出去！”
The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog...this dog can play the piano!"
那個人說：“我的狗可不是一般的狗，它會彈鋼琴！”
The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay...and have a drink on the house!"
酒吧侍者答道：“好吧，如果你的狗會彈鋼琴，你們倆都可以留下，還可以免費喝酒！”
So the guy stis the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts plaing.
于是那個人讓狗坐在鋼琴凳上，開始演奏。
Ragtime, Mozart, and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.
爵士樂、古典音樂……一曲曲演奏下來，酒吧侍者和店里的客人們都陶醉其中。
Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.
突然，一只大狗跑了進來，一把抓住小狗的后脖子，把它拖了出去。
The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"
酒吧侍者問那個人：“這是怎么回事？”
The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."
那個人答道：“哦，那是它媽媽。她想讓它當醫生。”
