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Grading of Final Exams
期末考試的打分
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.
下面是美國大學的教授們給期末考試打分的方式。
Dept of Statistics
統計學系
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
所有的分數都標繪在標準的鐘形曲線圖上。
Dept of Psychology
心理學系
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
學生們被要求在考試本上點墨，然后合起本子上交。教授打開本子時腦海里出現的第一個分數就是他們的成績。
Dept of History
歷史系
All students get the same grade they got last year.
所有學生的分數都和去年的一樣。
Dept of Religion
宗教學系
Grade is determined by God.
分數是由上帝決定的。
Dept of Philosophy
哲學系
What is a grade?
什么是分數？
Law School
法學院
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
學生們要就為什么他們要得“優”的成績而進行抗辯。
Dept of Mathematics
數學系
Grades are variable.
分數是個變量。
Dept of Logic
邏輯學系
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
如果并且只有在學生參加了期末考試并及格了的情況下才可能得“優”，否則就不能得“優”。
Dept of Computer Science
計算機科學系
Random number generator determines grade.
分數由隨機數生成程序產生。
Dept of Physical Education
體育教育系
Everybody gets an A.
每個人都得“優”。
Dept of Political Sciences
政治系
Stand at the top of the stairs and toss all final papers out, the ones closest to the top will get A, and the furthest down will get F.
站在樓梯頂端把期末試卷往下拋，離樓梯頂端最近的學生得“優”，最遠的“不及格”。
Dept of Mechanical Engineering
機械工程學系
Final papers can be blown away will get F.
誰的試卷能被風吹走，就得“不及格”。
Dept of Chemistry
化學系
Final papers completely burn to ask first will get F.
誰的試卷最先燒成灰，就得“不及格”。
Dept of Electrical Engineering
電子工程系
Students can have any one of these grades:
學生會得到下面的任一個分數。
A (Ampere) if they can resist high current.
A（安格）能抗高電流強度的得“優”。
C (Coulomb) if they get high all the time.
C（庫侖）能一直保持高電量的得“中”。
F (Fraud) if they eat too much and have too much energy.
F（法拉）吃得太多，能量過剩的“不及格”。
W (Watt) if they have power to work.
W（瓦特）有電力帶動工作的。
