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Professor's Wish
教授的愿望
A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor were walking on campus and they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
一個研究生、一個博士后和一個教授在校園里走時發現了一只古老的油燈。他們摩擦油燈，一個精靈隨之著一股煙霧鉆了出來。
The genie said, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
精靈說：“我一般只讓人許三個愿，所以你們一個可以有一個愿望。”
"Me first! Me first!" said the graduate student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman."
“我先來！我先來！”研究生搶著說，“我要去巴哈馬，和一個漂亮的女人在海上駕著快艇游弋。”
Poof! He's gone.
噗的一下，他去了。
"Me next! Me next!" said the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
“到我了！到我了！”博士后接著說，“我要去夏威夷，在海灘上閑散著，要有一個專業的草裙舞演員在一旁為我表演，手邊還要有一杯邁泰酒。”
Poof! He's gone.
噗的一下，他也去了。
"You're next," the genie said to the professor.
“輪到你了，”精靈對教授說。
The professor smiled and said, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
教授笑著說：“我要那兩個人午飯后回到實驗室。”
