I think I guess it was at that point when your trustees decided to give me their highest honor. Doctor of Laws, wow! I know it's an honor, and it really is an honor, but are you sure? Doctor of Law, --you know, all I can think about is the laws I've broken. Yes! Laws of nature, laws of physics, laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and on a memorable night in the late seventies, I think it was Newton's law of motion... sickness. But, no, it's true, my resume reads like a rap sheet. I have to come clean. I've broke a lot of laws, and the ones I haven't I've certainy thought about. I have sinned in thought, word, and deed--and God forgive me. Actually God forgave me. But why would you? I'm here getting a doctorate, getting respectable, getting in the good graces of the powers that be. I hope it sends you students a powerful message: Crime does pay.