The New Doctor
新來的醫生
A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 5 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
一個女人去看病。一個新來的醫生為她診察,可是進了診療室大約5分鐘之后,她就尖叫著沖到大廳里。一位老醫生撞攔住她問明情況,安排她坐到另一個房間里休息。
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Johnson is 67 years old, she has three grown children and eight grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
然后老醫生大步走到新醫生面前質問道:“你有什么毛病沒有?約翰遜夫人67歲了,有三個成年子女和八個孫輩。而你竟然對她說她懷孕了?”
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.
新醫生一邊繼續填寫自己的診療記錄,一邊洋洋得意地笑著說——
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
“不管怎么樣,我治好了她的打嗝,不是嗎?”