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Reasons to Stay at Work All Night
整晚加班的理由
1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戲。
2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum."
2. 想辦法把每個同事的電腦密碼改成“chrysanthemum”。
3. Around 2 a.m., play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buldings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.
3. 凌晨2點的時候，利用附近大樓里還亮著的燈光玩兒連線游戲，一直到連出一個林地生物。
4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
4. 偷偷翻老板的書桌會讓你得到意想不到的提升。
5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the moring, be the first to point out "what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art."
5. 在墻上的風景畫上畫火柴小人，第二天早上再第一個指出“誰這么討厭破壞這么美的工藝品”。
6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught.
6. 不用擔驚受怕地進入異性的洗手間。
7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.
7. 在大堂里大叫著跑來跑去，希望能把保安招來，好跟他說說話。
8. Leave prank message on the manager's mail.
8. 在經理的郵箱里留下惡作劇的信息。
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
9. 終于有了實現夢想的機會，假裝是自己的老板。
10. Elevator surfing!
10. 電梯沖浪！
