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The electrical contractor hit a deer last night.
配電承包商說 昨晚他撞到一只鹿
So he won't be here till tomorrow.
所以他明天才能來
And upstairs, the shelves are late... ... because the pine we ordered has beetles.
樓上的架子現在不能裝 因為我們訂的松木被蟲蛀了
Very good.
非常好…
And we got a $50,000 ticket for workers peeing off the roof.
我們還收到一張 五萬塊錢的罰單 因為工人在屋頂上尿尿
That is great. Is the electrician here?
太棒了… 配電工今天來不來
I just told you he hit a deer. I knew you weren't listening to me.
我剛告訴你他撞了一頭鹿。我知道你根本沒聽我講話
You're right. I wasn't.
你說的對，我是沒在聽
"l hear nothing. Not a sound on the city streets, just the beat of my own heart. "
“聽不到紐約街頭的聲音，我只聽到我的心跳聲”
I think that's how it goes. Something like that.
差不多是這個意思
You and Patricia got engaged, didn't you? You can tell me.
你和派崔莎已經訂婚了，不是嗎？你可以跟我說實話
Engaged?
訂婚？
Are you crazy?
你瘋了嗎
I thought you liked Patricia.
我以為你喜歡派崔莎
I do. I love Patricia.
是沒錯…我愛死派崔莎了
Patricia's amazing. She makes coffee nervous.
她真厲害，她精力充沛，連咖啡都怕她
We should announce ourselves to the neighborhood: "Here we come. "
我們應該先和鄰居打好關系，讓他們知道我們即將開幕
This is the Upper West Side.
我不知道，這里是西區
We might as well tell them we're opening a crack house.
干脆告訴他們，我們在販毒
They're going to hate us.
他們會恨死我們
They'll be lining up to picket the big bad chain store... ...that's out to destroy—
他們會排起長隊包圍抗議可惡的大型連鎖書店，毀了他們
Everything they hold dear.
所珍惜的一切
We're going to seduce them with our square footage...
我們要誘惑他們用寬敞的賣場
...and our discounts and our deep armchairs...
優惠的折扣、舒服的沙發以及…
...and our cappuccino.
我們的卡布奇諾
They're going to hate us at the beginning...
沒錯，他們一開始會討厭我們 但是…
...but we'll get them in the end.
我們終究會獲勝
And you know why?
你知道原因嗎
Why?
不知道
Because we'll sell cheap books and legal addictive stimulants.
因為我們賣的書很便宜，而且又賣廉價興奮劑
In the meantime, we'll just put up a big sign:
同時我們要打出廣告
"Coming Soon, a Fox Books Superstore. The End of Civilization... ...As You Know It!"
“福克斯超級書店即將開幕，正如你所知，文明即將終結”
