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More cake. How do you like that cake?
更多的蛋糕，你覺得這個蛋糕怎樣？
Hey, you.
喂
I’m going to bed.
我去床上睡了
Ernie, 53 comments on my lobster blog.
Ernie ，龍蝦文上有了53條留言
Shut up.
閉嘴
- Julie Powell. - This the person I speak to
- Julie Powell - 你是那個如果我有問題
if I got a problem?
就可以向你求助的人嗎？
Yes, sir. What is your problem?
是的，先生，你有什么問題？
Too much food, not enough sex.
吃得太多， 做愛太少
Eric, that’s not funny.
Eric，這不好笑
I thought it was pretty funny.
我覺的它很好笑
Okay, it was.
好吧，它好笑
- Hey, guess what? - What?
- 嘿，猜一下發生了什么？ - 什么？
You are the third most popular blog on salon. com.
在Salon網上你博客的受歡迎程度排行第三
- I am? - Yes, you are.
- 我么？ - 是的，就是你
I am!
真的是我！
So I figure for every one who writes in,
我想有一個人回復的同時
there are, I don’t know, hundreds that don’t. Don’t you think?
也許還有上百人看帖不回，你覺得呢？
It’s like there’s this whole group of people who are sort of connected to me.
就像這群人在某種程度上和我有著聯系
They need me in some way.
他們需要我
Like, if I didn’t write, they would really be upset.
就好像，如果我不寫了 他們就會郁悶
They’d probably take, like, poison, try to kill themselves.
他們很有可能就會服毒自殺
