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You can never tell about a person’s sex life by looking at them.
單憑雙眼，你永遠看不出一個人的性生活
They were so in love.
他們愛得那么深
Hot sauce from a reader.
讀者寄來的辣醬
And today I had 12 comments from readers, and I didn’t know any of them.
而今天我收到了讀者的12條留言 我卻一個都不認識
Thanks to all my faithful readers for this loot.
感謝我所有的忠實讀者 還有你們寄來的禮物
I have now completed 65 recipes in 47 days.
在47天內(nèi)我已經(jīng)炮制了65道菜
On track with 103 recipes in just over two months.
59天過去了，還剩437道菜 僅兩個月我就試了103分菜譜
Looks like a cupcake.
這看上去像杯型蛋糕
Lobster thermidor is coming up,
奶油龍蝦即將登場
and I am going to have to murder and dismember a crustacean.
我準備去謀殺一只龍蝦 然后將它分尸
How will I ever do this?
我該怎么做呢？
Last night our sleep machine, the one we have by our bed
昨晚，我們放在床頭的睡眠機
to drown out the noise of freight trucks rumbling past our apartment,
用來掩蓋路過樓下的貨車經(jīng)過的聲音 那鬧哄哄的機器
was speaking to me. And it was saying,
它對我說話了，它說
"Lobster killer.
龍蝦殺手
"Lobster killer, lobster killer, lobster killer."
龍蝦殺手 龍蝦殺手 龍蝦殺手
One of my readers said that if you put lobsters in the freezer,
一個讀者說，如果你把龍蝦放進冰箱
it sort of numbs them.
可以讓他們麻痹
Then I got another comment that said, "Man up, kill the damn lobster.
然后另外一條留言說 爺們點，殺了那龍蝦
"Just take a knife and do it."
不過是手起刀落而已
