34 Undercover
密探
The smell of roasted chillis filled the air as the chef moved the large chunks of charcoal around in the fire.
空氣中彌漫著烤辣椒的味道,廚師正忙著將火里燒著的大塊木炭鋪開。
He chilled a bottle of red wine as he waited for the fire to build.
他涼了瓶紅葡萄酒,一面等著火旺起來。
I'm at a chateau in France.
我在一座法國城堡里。
By the way, French chefs love to chat, and they usually have a fair amount of charisma.
對(duì)了,法國廚師喜歡聊天,而且他們通常很有魅力。
However, they will chide you if you try to speak French.
但如果你試圖講法語,就會(huì)遭到他們的責(zé)罵。
Fortunately, I do not speak French.
幸好我不說法語。
Did I mention that I'm a well-trained secret agent?
我提到我是個(gè)訓(xùn)練有素的密探了嗎?
I keep my edge by remaining chaste.
我為人正派,故總能勝人一籌。
I'm also chary.
我還非常謹(jǐn)慎,
I never work without a disguise that matches my assignment.
工作時(shí)我總會(huì)偽裝起來, 以配合任務(wù)需要。
I'm also an expert at using chicanery to accomplish my mission.
我尤其善用詭計(jì),從而圓滿完成任務(wù)。
By the way, I'm working undercover at this moment.
順便說一下,我現(xiàn)在正秘密工作。
My job is to investigate Joe Banana who is the head of a big charity.
我的任務(wù)是調(diào)查一家大型慈善組織的頭目喬巴拿納。
I followed him to this island chateau where he's holding a party.
我跟蹤他來到這座島上城堡。他將在這里舉辦宴會(huì)。
It was pretty tough getting here.
要來這里可不容易。
I had to charter a private boat and even the captain had problems charting his course.
我得租上一條私人小船,而船長(zhǎng)甚至很難把航線在海圖上標(biāo)示出來。
It was a pretty chilly night to be on a boat.
這天晚上坐在船上感覺相當(dāng)寒冷。
Gaining entry to the chateau was just as difficult.
進(jìn)城堡也同樣困難。
They always check you at the door for weapons.
他們總是在門口檢查你有沒有攜帶武器。
Also, you have to make a charitable contribution to gain entry to these types of parties.
而且,你還得慷慨解囊,方能參加這種慈善宴會(huì)。
I used my disguise to sneak in through the kitchen.
我靠偽裝通過廚房混了進(jìn)去。
I wish that noisy bird hadn't chirped.
要是那只吵死人的鳥沒喳喳叫就好了。
I really cherish these successful infiltrations.
我非常珍惜這些能成功潛入的機(jī)會(huì)。
Now, all I need to do is to charm my way into a seat at Joe Banana's table so that I can hear everything he says.
現(xiàn)在,我只需一路應(yīng)酬地做到喬巴拿納的那桌酒席上就行了,這樣,我就可以一字不漏地聽他發(fā)表講話。
I probably should have used a different disguise but this was the only one that seemed to match the assignment.
我也許改用別的偽裝,但只有這一身才適合這次任務(wù)。
I hope he likes chimpanzees!
我希望他喜歡黑猩猩!