1、The last chance
The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam.
He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance that U could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”

2、In the Eden,Adem told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adem said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adem asked:”How about just one RIB?”

3、The brave heart
A millionaire called on all the bathelers(forgot) in the city to his home,andc take them to a big pool that lived some corcodiles(forgot).
”I want to find a brave heart,let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side--------he will be my son-in-low,get all my fourtune and my beautiful daughter.”
Sex!But……Every man looked at each other,with a pale and red face.None dare.
Suddenly,with a “PUTON”,a batheler jumped into the water,God!He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed!And,with the very lighting speed,he touched the side,and climbed on without even awaking the corcodile!
The millionaire go ahead and hold his hand:Congreqirlations!(forgot)What a brave heart!I suppose U wanna my doughter so much!
“Not at all!”the guy cried,”I just wanna know who son of a pig pushed me into the poor just now!!”

1.最后的機會
上帝決定創造”女人”,但他須要從亞當那得到一支肋骨.
他給了亞當一些安眠藥,微笑地對他說:”亞當,盡情享受睡眠吧, 這是你最后一次可以享受這種安靜,沒有噪音的睡覺機會了.

2.在天堂里,亞當對上帝說:”我太寂寞了,我須要一個人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亞當說道.”但是,要做出這么一個完美的女士,我須要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿.”
“噢,那代價太大了!”想了一會,亞當接著問:” 一根肋骨怎么樣?”

3.勇士
有一個百萬富翁召集了城里所有的單身漢去他家里,并且帶著他們來到一個全是鱷魚的池子邊.
“我希望能找到一個勇士,我想看看誰敢跳下這個池子并且游到對面------他將會成為我的女婿,得到我所有的財產和我美麗的女兒.
女人! 但是…..每個人都無力的, 臉紅紅的,你看著我,我看著你,沒一個人敢跳下去.
突然,”撲嗵”一聲,天哪! 有個單身漢跳了下去,他以驚人的速度使勁地向對面游去.就像光速一樣,他到達了
對岸,并爬上岸,還沒有驚醒沉睡著的鱷魚.
這個富翁走上前去握住他的手: “恭喜你! 勇士,我想你一定非常喜歡我女兒.”
“一點也不,”小伙子答到.”我只想知道,剛才是哪個龜兒子把我推下池子的.”