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Sore spectacle There's a bug in your arm
你的胳膊里有只蟲！
When Gary developed a strange sore on his arm he wasn't worried.
加里的胳膊長了個奇怪 的瘡,他沒把它當(dāng)回事
When he went in to spasms at his parent's house, however,
可在父母家的時候他的 胳膊開始痙攣起來,
They rushed him to the hospital.
他們趕快把他送到了 醫(yī)院.專家被請來了,
Specialists were called in
專家被請來了,
And they removed a large species of bug from under Gary's skin
他們在加里胳膊的 皮膚下弄掉了一種 很大的臭蟲,
That had been slowly eating deeper into his body.
它一直在慢慢侵入 加利的體內(nèi).
It was quite a spectacle.
那場面真是嚇人.
The surgery took even longer
手術(shù)花費(fèi)了更長的時間
Because the specialists had to remove the eggs that the bug had spawned.
由于醫(yī)生必須清除臭蟲 孵出的卵,
You will have to take it easy.
你必須放松點(diǎn)兒,
Said the doctor who had a specialization in carnivorous insects.
專門研究食肉昆蟲的醫(yī) 生說,
You may still have spasmodic episodes,
你可能還會有發(fā)生 痙攣的時候,
Periodic spatial disorientation and even vomiting.
有周期性空間迷惑, 甚至嘔吐.
Just follow the specifications I will give you,
按照我給你的具體 要求去做,
Avoid further trips to Africa and spare yourself from intense physical activity.
不要繼續(xù)走進(jìn)非洲, 也不要進(jìn)行劇烈的 體育運(yùn)動.
But don't worry, we took the specimen and its eggs out completely.
但別擔(dān)心,我們把那家 伙和它的卵都取出來了
Actually, you are even welcome to keep it as a souvenir,
事實(shí)上,你甚至可以 把它作為紀(jì)念品 保存起來.
Gary looked at the huge bug that was the span of his hand
加里看著那只大蟲, 它有他的一柞長,
And stored in a spacious jar.
然后把它放在了一個 很大的罐子里.
Is it still alive? He asked.
它還活著嗎? 他問.
Nope.Not a spark of life!But this was a big one.
不活了,一點(diǎn)兒生命 都沒有了!但這個蟲很 大.
They usually eat quite sparsely.
它們一般情況下 吃得都少.
Said the specialist with a sparkle in his eye.
專家說道, 眼里閃著火花.
He feasted on you!
它靠吃你過日子!
I think that information was a little too specific.
我覺得那個信息有 些太具體了,
You're going to give me nightmares!
你會使我做惡夢的!
I feel sort of violated, like my sovereign rights have been imposed on.
我有點(diǎn)兒被侵犯的感覺 就像我的至高權(quán)利 受到了侵犯.
I don't want to know that he was having a good time doing it! Gary replied.
我不想知道這只蟲曾經(jīng) 很開心地侵蝕過我的 身體! 加里回答道.
Sorry about that.
對不起,
I see this stuff a lot in my spacialty
搞我這個專業(yè),看這個 東西看得太多了,
And some things excite me that don't excite others.
有些別人不覺得好玩的 事情在我看來 卻很有意思.
